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Originally posted by josh4 chances are all you people claiming to be extrordinary lovers are bad in bed

I'm VERY far from extraordinary... but I know i can do better than 7.3 minutes. My problem is I always thought I was below average in the stamina department... but it looks as if i'm doin quite well.

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7.3 minutes? WTF? Thats pretty lame. I figure like 10-15 mins is the norm.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

No dude, its like 48 hours - you're all noobs!

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i can last before i get to the end of the thread without the pill...

oops maybe not

Last edited by igottaknow on May-26-2005 at 18:33

rather take

I just read a thread about this on another forum:

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In the rental car I got recently, the radio was tuned to a 'syndicated' talk show. One of the topics of discussion was the average time of sex ranked from longest to shortest. The definition of sex in this instance is specifically intercourse. I'm curious about the foreplay and afterplay times but that's a google for when I'm REALLY bored. Apparently, I've been influenced by the media as my first thoughts were France or Italy. The Italians and the French were fighting for position about halfway down the list. 5.1 and 5.2 minutes respectively. The longest bouts of intercourse belong to the English. Well shut my mouth wide open! I am part English and visited often when I was just a young cat. My first screen heart throb was Jenny Agutter. {Hey, it lasted over thirty years!} But the best lovers? Yes, their 'average' was 7.6 minutes. A tip of the helmet to those lucky folks across the pond. I'm proud of you! With apologies to readers in Turkey, you were looking up at everyone else at 3.4 minutes. It must be the heat. I know in the summer I just want to find a nice window with no sun and nap. Second were the yanks at 7.0 minutes. Let's try harder, okay? You can get that extra .7 of a minute. Think hockey instead of sex! You don't think the English are thinking about sex, do you? I'm not going to say what position the Canadians achieved. I want to be sure to get across the border next visit. But it made me wonder what MY time would be since I'm a mongrel from both nations? Would mine be an average of the two? I can't WAIT to time myself.

http://forum.japantoday.com/How_lon...m_452506/tm.htm

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Originally posted by Dervish Yeah I know, 7.3 is a morning quickie. As for the pill thing, why not just get fucked on booze you last for ages then.

Yea I think these must be 6 pints of stella condensed into pill form!

are we both doing up , if it's stella pill they'll need to put in some other drugs to overcome the "wife beater" side-affect.

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono I just read a thread about this on another forum: http://forum.japantoday.com/How_lon...m_452506/tm.htm

what fuckin forum is that!!!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress what fuckin forum is that!!!

A very educamative forum, mind you sir.

well instead of thinking about a fat old man to prolong it, you cna now go like a bull at a gate and enjoy it more

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