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Originally posted by Slylee this little guy looks happy, i think he should be your mentor

hmmm... hes happy, has a hat... is yellow.. well i guess he meets most of my requirements
unless anyone wants to challenge him?

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Originally posted by Vitz Will this automatically grant me the rank of CORian? or is it one of your tricky ruses?

no tricky rusing. There are nor rusers around here. Bullshit artists maybe, but no tricky ruses. which leads us to one thing.....




















pics or STFU!

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You should try Dark Angel. He has been around for a long time and is well knowledged in EDM. Or even you can try the man of Edm music Torontotrance. He is also a moderator on here. They are both very advanced here on TA.

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Originally posted by Vitz hey i just registered to the TA forums (ive read them a bit but havent actually registered) im looking for a mentor to teach me the ways of the COR.

Translated:

"Who's ass shall I shove my nose up to get popular on this Forum!"

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ no tricky rusing. There are nor rusers around here. Bullshit artists maybe, but no tricky ruses. which leads us to one thing..... pics or STFU!

pics or stfu? are those the only absolute options to salvation?

You could send teh lettar

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Originally posted by willson Translated: "Who's ass shall I shove my nose up to get popular on this Forum!"

Yours?

If you wanted? lol
Nah,I could not mentor,I am still in search of mine
None of my mates are well in knowledge of Trance so I have to learn by lonesome,which is taking time.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail I like you. This is much better than the standard "Hi, I'm new" thread. Make sure you use lots of smilies

and a lot of these .. ( ) and ( ) and also the infamous ( ) ...

but also here's some stuff no one has mentioned yet ..

in order to be a true COR member, you have to :

- post a thread about how and why you are drunk
- post a thread what to do when your relationship sucks
- post a thread about butts3x0r ..
- post a thread about what you saw in your breakfast cereal
- post a thread about what you read in the morning paper (you can read the paper right ?? .. it's that gray piece of paper that does not glow like your monitor, and there is actual black and white ink, instead of the standard RGB colors ... .. kidding .. hahhaa)
- post a thread about your hot girlfriend
- and best of all .. post a thread about your pooper .. hahahahahha

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Join me and embracethe dark side.


Now there are several things you must know before you begin:
1)Do NOT send teh lettar!!

2)The brass monkey flies at midnight *wink*

3)A George Foreman Grill is not worth buying unless it vibrates.

4)The correct protocol for welcoming a new female member is as follows:
. a)OMGHI2U;
. b)Are you a real girl?; [if yes then]
. c)Buttseckz??!!
. d)Pics or stfu!

5)OMG I cry, I die!

6)Only use the following curse when heavily insulted: "I want your balls to die!"

7)

8)STFU n00b!

Your training may now commence.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

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Originally posted by astroboy Join me and embracethe dark side. Now there are several things you must know before you begin: 1)Do NOT send teh lettar!! 2)The brass monkey flies at midnight *wink* 3)A George Foreman Grill is not worth buying unless it vibrates. 4)The correct protocol for welcoming a new female member is as follows: . a)OMGHI2U; . b)Are you a real girl?; [if yes then] . c)Buttseckz??!! . d)Pics or stfu! 5)OMG I cry, I die! 6)Only use the following curse when heavily insulted: "I want your balls to die!" 7) 8)STFU n00b! Your training may now commence.

You learn something new everyday. This has been great advice! Also, remember that on TA they like to unleash the manfest. TA is an awesome place. Remember that Torontotrance is the man that can answer any questions that you have. He is knowledgable in his EDM theory. So is Dark Angel and Stringray.

One more thing.

When in doubt you can always turn to Swamper. I hear he is a pretty cool guy and can help you out!