Encourage him to commit suicide.

he doesn't have GAME..




now ur father....HE GOT GAME!










"don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, fohtyfive minutes"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee he doesn't have GAME.. now ur father....HE GOT GAME! "don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes"

hehehehehe..yeah

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penis pump!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ penis pump!

do you know if those things work for your colon?



interesting concept, no?

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do u know the new thing for porn stars is to get their assholes bleached so that the dark circle around ur butthole looks more like the rest of your skin and is more attractive?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee do u know the new thing for porn stars is to get their assholes bleached so that the dark circle around ur butthole looks more like the rest of your skin and is more attractive?

And celebrities.

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Originally posted by Slylee do u know the new thing for porn stars is to get their assholes bleached so that the dark circle around ur butthole looks more like the rest of your skin and is more attractive?

I wanna get my arsehole bleached! yay.

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Originally posted by Slylee do u know the new thing for porn stars is to get their assholes bleached so that the dark circle around ur butthole looks more like the rest of your skin and is more attractive?

interesting i did not know. how did u find out? u have inside information (pun not intended).

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Originally posted by twisted do you know if those things work for your colon? interesting concept, no?

You could pull out your intestine & wrap it around your leg & maybe tie it to your foot & then do sly pooping into your shoe; it'll be like an extention cord.

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If this wasn't the Chill-Out Room, I'd go nuclear on some of you guys.

Couple of things, you don't consider suicide because you're sexually frustrated, more likely because you're emotionally frustrated.
Very delicate problem. You can say 'Go for the girls now', but if he's rejected...
Don't see an easy way out of the situation, tbh

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Originally posted by Slylee do u know the new thing for porn stars is to get their assholes bleached so that the dark circle around ur butthole looks more like the rest of your skin and is more attractive?

yeah i saw something about that on Dr. 90210 hahaha...

its called anal bleaching...



i told my friend about it and he said..."but that's the chocolate starfish " hahahaha