Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

^^ btw i have nothing against blonde girls, its seriously stereotypical that they arnt smart. i just wanted to post in this thread lol

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Originally posted by Playa24_7 ^^ btw i have nothing against blonde girls, its seriously stereotypical that they arnt smart. i just wanted to post in this thread lol

You know why the majority of them aren't that smart its cuz the peroxide they use kills of the remaining brain cells they might have.

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Originally posted by house_conXion the peroxide they use

so then they're not actually blonde.... and your jokes are moot.

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Last edited by ShadoWolf on Jun-01-2005 at 18:44

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Originally posted by Playa24_7 Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Even though I am totally against this thread, that one is extremely funny. Haha !!

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Originally posted by starsearcher Come on Linzie you know we love you

Haha ya I hope so. Its okay, I can be pretty dense sometimes. I admit. I am not dense enough to be in a blond joke !

The corniest, lamest blonde joke EVAR:

A blonde and a brunette fall off a building. Who lands first?

The brunette, because the blonde stops half way to ask for directions.

blonde alarm clock



not ment to offend all the lovely blondes on the board

Hahahahahaha....

What do you call a blonde with pig tails?

A blow job with handles.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

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