"forget" important dates like her birthday!
when she's asks if she fat, say yes
etc etc etc

best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities...but you might just make them kill themselves

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Originally posted by dj_mdma best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities...

+1 to that... my gf would give me a swift kick to the sac if i ever called her fat, which she is not incase she stumbles upon this forum

you could take a shit in her pillow case then go sleep on the couch...

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looking at others chick when we're together

Don't compliment her on her appearance then while chatting with a mate in earshot of her comment on all the beautiful ladies in the bar

Take ages to reply to her texts, and dont ever text her first

Leave friday/saturday night arrangements to last minute so she hasn't got the 2 hours needed to get ready

Im learning tho

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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

Make her sleep on the wet spot

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Make her sleep on the wet spot

LMAO

Seriously, being an ass isn't that hard at all. Attack her known faults, flaunt and even advertise them. Don't return calls, don't give answers to questions, but fire back your own questions about why she's not keeping in shape, don't give a f***. That's it for the generalities. But it helps if you know this person somewhat well, cuz you can just come up with something unique to them. Tell us about her, why do you want to piss her off?

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Originally posted by Fundamental Have sex with her sister. Usually a winner...

I heartily endorse this

then have sex with her mother - tape it, give it to your gf on her birthday, watch it together and laugh at her!

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make her feel like shit.
tell her she isnt worth your presence.
tell her she just doesnt cut up to your standards.
make fun of her. body...mind...soul...w/e

and when she asks why your being mean...a jackass

tell her you dont give a F*** anymore.

thatll piss her off

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I almost wish zidumare was my alt.

wow these are all good

some evil, but good nonetheless


now i can fluly piss off any woman.

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i dont know that any of these suggestions would piss me off. most would be really hurtful. do you want to make her angry or emotionally damaged?

Tell her the rubber broke.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.