No. You're smoking pot laced with crack.

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Originally posted by Project 7 I hate waking up late, because just that 1 day fucks you up for like a month, cause your body clock adjusts, so you cant sleep that night then you wake up again mid afternoon...

Yup, I'm still up from last night and it's 2:20 pm.

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Originally posted by Nou I woke up at 6:30am this morning and was like "damn I gotta take a shit" caz I had eaten a whole extra large pepperoni and italian sasuage pizza over the last two days and had a ham and jalepeno chip sandwich for dinner that night... So I go down the hall and someone is in the bath room already caz these wanks here actually do stuff with their lives, so I decide I can just rip one instead, so I ripped one in the hall and went back to bed and woke up 5 hours later and didnt have to take a shit. Awesome.

eww.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

yeah ok.

i was mad stoned when i made this yesterday. i would have done it gain, cept i got woke up now (9 am...) fuck.

gotta pack for my tripppppp to peruuuu...

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I've had it happen a couple of times. A few weeks ago I fell asleep at midnight or so and woke up at 3 AM completely wide-fucking-awake. I had to be up at 6 so I almost got up anyways. I always hate it when it happens, because it's pretty much the only time that I wake up fully alert, but I can't really put it to use.

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-Louis-Ferdinand Céline
"Journey to the End of the Night"

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Originally posted by vrahnos no, the best thing is da blow-job-wake-up

when did you dream this?

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Originally posted by fiya when did you dream this?

ouch. way to play it fiya hahaha

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