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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: i couldnt understand a thing u just said. work on the grammar i fuckin hate that.

lolol. He's trying to say that he was all craked out at work.

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: i couldnt understand a thing u just said. work on the grammar i fuckin hate that.

dude...that made plenty of sense. unless you're an ESL student

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Dude, I'm on call 24/7... I got paged once while at a party, rollin' my ass off and I had to go investigate a transport truck roll over. So I get to the accident scene wearing my club wear (big wide legged pants and a t-shirt that says "MANWHORE" in 2 inch block silver letters), with my eyes all saucer like... there are three cops on the scene, the paramedics, the trucker, and cheese stroon all across the highway. The cops have their lights on, the ambulance has it's lights on, the tow truck has it's lights on and I have to somehow keep it all together, photograph the scene, inventory the cargo and take a statement from the driver.... not the best night...

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Originally posted by dj_bas so my this girl i work with comes up to me and says, "i know you have working with the job postin stuff if your priortity...but david has a project he wants you to work on. not every long should only take 4 hours...so its something you can work on over the weekend" then i blacked out i didn't get a corp job so that i could work on the weekend kthxbye

hahah i don't think you are in any position to be working overtime. you're brain is obviously already in overtime...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Dude, I'm on call 24/7... I got paged once while at a party, rollin' my ass off...

buhahahhah! even better...


imagine just doing a huge rail of coke at like 9 in the morning (still up from the night before) and your phone rings, but you don't know the number and someone is like, "hey answer it, it's probably so and so"


"hello?"

.....


"umm, yes this is Dr. Jensen how may I help you?"


HAHAHAHHA

it was a patient of his calling because she had her baby the night before and wanted him to go check out the infant like he "promised" a week before.

so yea, he bullshitted and said he was out of town but would go check her/him (forgot what it was) out first thing monday morning.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee buhahahhah! even better...

Umm no. Moral's story is better.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Dude, I'm on call 24/7... I got paged once while at a party, rollin' my ass off and I had to go investigate a transport truck roll over. So I get to the accident scene wearing my club wear (big wide legged pants and a t-shirt that says "MANWHORE" in 2 inch block silver letters), with my eyes all saucer like... there are three cops on the scene, the paramedics, the trucker, and cheese stroon all across the highway. The cops have their lights on, the ambulance has it's lights on, the tow truck has it's lights on and I have to somehow keep it all together, photograph the scene, inventory the cargo and take a statement from the driver.... not the best night...

hahaaa. I bet you were overly empathetic with the driver.

holy shit i just reread my post.....what the fuck did i mean? i have to remember to sleep longer

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