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Originally posted by RedLunatik and i took a sip and was like what the hell is this rancid shit, so i took another sip it was kinda gross tasting

I just love how people do a "double-take" on shit like this.

Aeromexico DC-9 crashed into a neighborhood by my house and there was body parts all over the crash site

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Originally posted by tjpatel Aeromexico DC-9 crashed into a neighborhood by my house and there was body parts all over the crash site

Good LORD.

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Originally posted by tjpatel Aeromexico DC-9 crashed into a neighborhood by my house and there was body parts all over the crash site

Yeah. Wow. Not cool.

The most disgusting thing ever for me was this chick with a stinky snatch. I was banging her doggy style & the terrible smell kept on getting pushed up at my face. I lost my woody, stopped & left. It was the biggest turn off ever.

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my buddy picked up the wrong beer at a party where people were dipping. Yea, he threw up.

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Originally posted by jonSun The most disgusting thing ever for me was this chick with a stinky snatch. I was banging her doggy style & the terrible smell kept on getting pushed up at my face. I lost my woody, stopped & left. It was the biggest turn off ever.

Ewwwwww...maximum grossout.




TJ, that musta been.....good god, that's unbelievable...

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Originally posted by Yan I just love how people do a "double-take" on shit like this.

haha yea it's like 'ouch that was hot, wait let me touch it again to see how hott it really was' hahaa

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I dont know if this is gross, but it made me gag.


So i was eating my girlfriend out back in Highschool and whateva...

it's all chillin.....

but something got in my mouth.....lol

so im all like.....eating her out, WHILE trying to get this thing out of my fukin mouth! I didn't want her to notice so she could keep havin her fun........so im rubbing my nose on that shit, licking it occasionally, tryin to get this thing out of my mouth WHILE gagging- you know, basically multi-tasking and doing a horrible job at it.


so i finally get it out and then...


.............it happened.


.....she queefed.

Oh man.......I almost busted out laughing right thurr. I had to call the Gods of the KamaSutra to help me so I wouldn't bust out with laughter in between her legs.


oh well- i pulled it off. But that was a trip to deal with

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink .............it happened. .....she queefed. Oh man.......I almost busted out laughing right thurr. I had to call the Gods of the KamaSutra to help me so I wouldn't bust out with laughter in between her legs. oh well- i pulled it off. But that was a trip to deal with

lol

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I dont know if this is gross, but it made me gag. So i was eating my girlfriend out back in Highschool and whateva... it's all chillin..... but something got in my mouth.....lol so im all like.....eating her out, WHILE trying to get this thing out of my fukin mouth! I didn't want her to notice so she could keep havin her fun........so im rubbing my nose on that shit, licking it occasionally, tryin to get this thing out of my mouth WHILE gagging- you know, basically multi-tasking and doing a horrible job at it. so i finally get it out and then... .............it happened. .....she queefed. Oh man.......I almost busted out laughing right thurr. I had to call the Gods of the KamaSutra to help me so I wouldn't bust out with laughter in between her legs. oh well- i pulled it off. But that was a trip to deal with

thats funny. made me chuckle a bit

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Originally posted by tjpatel Aeromexico DC-9 crashed into a neighborhood by my house and there was body parts all over the crash site

Whos the hot chick in your avatar?




i once trod in cat shit and fell over........