If you argue the major differences between romping and frolicking, and then proceed to demonstrate in your friends back yard, in a bikini, on video camera....

I just may be a crackhead!!

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If you have ever engaged Daffy Duck in a conversation speaking Latin.... You may be a crackhead

If you have ever though someone was standing in your ear whilst talking to them on a telephone.... You may be a crackhead

If you have ever wondered if what you are hearing is happening now or thousands of years ago and just reaching earth now... you may be a crackhead

If you have ever refrained from eating a pizza because it looked too beautiful... you may be a crackhead

If you have ever woke up in a tent 200 kilometers from the last place you remember being, covered in chocolate pudding... you may be a crackhead

If you ever ran down the street screaming because that flying dog like thing from the Neverending Story was chasing you... you may be a crackhead

If you ever believed your chewing gum was controling your actions... you may be a crackhead

If you have ever had a straw in each nostril, snorting parallel lines of coke and K... you may be a crackhead

If you are able to exhaust your dealer's entire supply in one night of partying... you may be a crackhead

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

If you have ever asked a speaker to dance.... you may be a crackhead

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard If you have ever engaged Daffy Duck in a conversation speaking Latin.... You may be a crackhead If you have ever though someone was standing in your ear whilst talking to them on a telephone.... You may be a crackhead If you have ever wondered if what you are hearing is happening now or thousands of years ago and just reaching earth now... you may be a crackhead If you have ever refrained from eating a pizza because it looked too beautiful... you may be a crackhead If you have ever woke up in a tent 200 kilometers from the last place you remember being, covered in chocolate pudding... you may be a crackhead If you ever ran down the street screaming because that flying dog like thing from the Neverending Story was chasing you... you may be a crackhead If you ever believed your chewing gum was controling your actions... you may be a crackhead If you have ever had a straw in each nostril, snorting parallel lines of coke and K... you may be a crackhead If you are able to exhaust your dealer's entire supply in one night of partying... you may be a crackhead

The funny part is these are all true stories...I have been there.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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If you've ever taken every type of over the counter pill in your house just to see what happens and while you are driving everything turns yellow.....you may be a crackhead.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced The funny part is these are all true stories...I have been there.

Yeah, all those foggy memories tell me that there is no question... I am a crackhead!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

If your reading this thread,your most-likely a crackhead.

If you've ever thought you were turning into a giant piece of gum ... you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever had a 45 minute conversation with yourself in the mirror ... you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever watched people walk out of closets and engage in conversation with you when they don't really exist ... you might be a crackhead.

If you are instantly amused by that, you might be a crackhead.

If you post a TA thread entitled You Might Be A Crackhead, you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever argued with someone whether it was a centipede or a frog that just scurried across the carpet... you might be a crackhead.

If you think your brain is bleeding out onto your skull because there are drum machines going crazy in the parietal lobe of your brain... you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever punched someone in the legs because you saw scorpions crawling out of their pants... you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever heard christmas carols coming from an AM radio frequency when you're trying to sleep (while there is NO radio anywhere in the room)... you might be a crackhead.

If you've ever sat in the shower and washed your feet with 3 of your friends, just because "it feels sooooo good"... you might be a crackhead.

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wow...you guys are hardcore crackheads

if you've ever been confused and thought that the club lights were a train heading toward you....you might be a crackhead

if you've ever thought that you crapped your pants, but found out it was just the drugs...you might be a crackhead

if you've ever thought that the street reflectors were stars traveling through hyperspace...you might be a crackhead

if at any time you truely believed the people around you were robots, or worse...aliens!...you might be a crackhead (Space at 7am is a scary place to be...teh shemales!)

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