Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Your sister's got this great trick where............
genius
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Jul-11-2005 11:02
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
almost
almost
almost
al...most
there we go.
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Jul-11-2005 11:46
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
Fiancee - "come on baby, when you're done fucking me I'm gonna make you a sandwich"
Me - "what kind?"
Fiancee - "roast beef, you like that don't ya, roast fuckin' beef"
Me - "oh yeah, tell me more.... what are you going to put on it?"
Fiancee - "I'm gonna start with toasted rye bread, then put on some Dijon mustard, some mayo, Boston lettus..."
Me - "oh baby, don't stop...."
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quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Jul-11-2005 18:48
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
"praise.....the.....LOOOOOOOOORD!!!!"
Jul-11-2005 19:39
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Right, let's be serious now.
I very often say shit like, "You like that, right?"
Then this one girl responded thus, "Like it? I fucking love it!"
There was also a time when I said, "You like when I finger your ass?" The girl would just mumble, "mmhmm," while sucking me off.
Jul-11-2005 20:00
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
ok everyone is fukin around with this topic!
lol
ill be serious...
i like hearing, "ay papi" very sexy and softly.....like just as a thrust goes in.
and i like hearing "que rico", which means it feels so good.
im a sucker for hearing spanish in the bed.
when im doing shit, meh......if i like the girl a lot, her chemical scent and taste usually fit my fancy, so i tell'em they taste good and smell good.
"i love the way you taste" as im going down on her and smiling
stupid shit.
im not like "OH FUCK IM FUKIN YOU IN THE POOPER!!!!! YEYEAH!!!"
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Jul-11-2005 20:01
D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula
Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
quote:
Originally posted by stren
try this one: you filthy venerial disiese carrying street whore
family guy rulez
Jul-11-2005 20:03
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
"oops"
Jul-11-2005 20:24
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.
Originally posted by squirrelly
Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.
in a nice subtle way i hope
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