Fuck, its happened to the best of us.

I was in a group of friends in Sydney and in the group was a really hot 28yo chicky, I was about 23 at the time, and we did a fair share of flirting, and got on like a house on fire. She was the material of my dreams for a few nights.

So that night came when we are out on the town, drinking quite a bit, and she is sitting on my lap and we are having a moment.

I'm not sure why, maybe I was too drunk, maybe I was just a dickhead, but she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet.

I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

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Originally posted by töbias Fuck, its happened to the best of us. I was in a group of friends in Sydney and in the group was a really hot 28yo chicky, I was about 23 at the time, and we did a fair share of flirting, and got on like a house on fire. She was the material of my dreams for a few nights. So that night came when we are out on the town, drinking quite a bit, and she is sitting on my lap and we are having a moment. I'm not sure why, maybe I was too drunk, maybe I was just a dickhead, but she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet. I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

I burst out crying with that sad story. I feel for you d00d.

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my dick is so big, that i literally cockblock myself each time i get an erection: i lose consciousness because all the blood flows to my dick

feel my pain, brothas!

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All the time.

if your mates buy you loads of drinks and you become to wasted to perform are they the cockblocks or you?

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i actually had the exact same experience as KillaDJ.

passing out is shitty lol

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+1 on passing out. it was at a massive ta party we threw in mr. pinks college. fuck i hated myself.

and everyone made fun of me the next day. lol i found out i passed out the next day when i took the chica for pancakes. i didnt even know i passed out i just thoguht i blacked out

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

wow i see its happened to the best of us - i think this is a lesson learnt really - dont drink or do too much drugs if u plan on pulling

thats where i went wrong, i got too wasted. that so sucked ass

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Originally posted by töbias she leaned over to kiss me and for some reason I wasn't expecting it and I kinda flinched and pulled my head back just a little bit, and she felt totally rejected, jumped up and stormed off to the toilet. I can't tell you the amount of times that I kicked a defenseless wall in anger thinking about that moment, but she wouldn't touch me again, the chemistry was gone, and I felt like the biggest idiot.

thats happened to me before, with a girl in tha pub, idiot i was, she was older than me (25 more experience in tha bedroom)

she hit on me and i kinda showed no interest as i wasnt up for that kinda night, but later on i was (after i had more to drink and smoke)

the amount of bins and walls ive hit and kicked mindlessly thinking about that! >.< its sods law really

gah, its bound to go right eventually, i will bear all these possible scenarios in mind and prepare myself for that next experience

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i writed a song.

one time, i had a guy black out while we were having sex. he was so drunk he didn't even remember inviting me over. after slapping him for like 5 minutes i realized he wasn't gonna wake up, so i left my panties (in his hand) and scattered some toys and pornos around the bed for his girlfriend to find when she came home in the morning.

cockblock revenge. am i cruel?

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id come back from this club with this girl after about 10 pints, and we decided to keep the night going by doin few pills in my flat. after a little rave in my room, we jumped into bed, on top of her i started to work my magic. things went decidly wrong however wen as i thrusted down i smashed my head on the radiator at the top end of my bed. i was out knocked out cold.

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Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI Brass Monkey that funky Monkey Chang Monkey Chelsea junkie That fucking Monkey

Well guys,I become the loudest most unattractive guy when drunk(can be anything from 2 pints plus,although on monday I was drunk and didn't do too bad,think was a first),and only make a fool of myself.
That is how I cockblock myself,I just become one giant pen0r.

Only been with one girl so cockblocking has never entered my life.

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