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Jocker
whatup homie

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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now that you said about extreme stuff during sex, here's an old russian joke:
two cops come to work, one is happy, the other one depressed
happy cop(H): what's wrong?
depressed cop(D): man, sex with my wife just sucks. it got so mediocre and monotonous
h: oh, you gotta try that... just when you and your wife are about to come, fire a pistol in the air. she'll get scared, her vagina will contract sooo much, you'll have the best orgasm ever!!! trust me.
the next day the same two cops meet, the depressed cop even more depressed
h: so how did it go?
d: man, even worse... we're having sex, and as i'm about to come, as you said, i take a pistol and make a shot. the next thing i know, that bitch bites my dick and shits all over my forehead.
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Jul-13-2005 22:37
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