i think i know the outcome ..

he comes into the room, and blesses the tequila with holy water. then, he approaches the three women, and goes with his old pick up line .. 'my children .. i have a story to tell you ..' ... he tells them a simple parable, and one girl falls asleep from his story. jesus finishes his story, and b!tch slaps the girl shouting .. 'b!tch .. you don't fall asleep when i am telling you a life story .. i say you bend over and suck my d*!k!' .. not the obvious thing jesus would say, but he does this out of anger and resentment for the girl falling asleep ..

while she is working jesus, the other two girls watch intently how jesus is enjoying the 'jesus juice' .. jesus tells the girl to stop, and then tells the girl to sit next to the other two girls .. he blesses the tequila again, and pulls out a loaf of bread from his pocket .. he blesses the bread, and serves the bread to the chics, not telling them that he put X and coke inside the bread .. they eat the bread, and drink the blessed tequila, and fall over passed out ..

jesus takes advantage of the situation, and does all three chics .. since he is jesus the immortal, and not human, he obtains an orgasm and shoots a seperate load for each chic .. ...



well maybe not ..

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch i think i know the outcome .. he comes into the room, and blesses the tequila with holy water. then, he approaches the three women, and goes with his old pick up line .. 'my children .. i have a story to tell you ..' ... he tells them a simple parable, and one girl falls asleep from his story. jesus finishes his story, and b!tch slaps the girl shouting .. 'b!tch .. you don't fall asleep when i am telling you a life story .. i say you bend over and suck my d*!k!' .. not the obvious thing jesus would say, but he does this out of anger and resentment for the girl falling asleep .. while she is working jesus, the other two girls watch intently how jesus is enjoying the 'jesus juice' .. jesus tells the girl to stop, and then tells the girl to sit next to the other two girls .. he blesses the tequila again, and pulls out a loaf of bread from his pocket .. he blesses the bread, and serves the bread to the chics, not telling them that he put X and coke inside the bread .. they eat the bread, and drink the blessed tequila, and fall over passed out .. jesus takes advantage of the situation, and does all three chics .. since he is jesus the immortal, and not human, he obtains an orgasm and shoots a seperate load for each chic .. ... well maybe not ..

that is by far the funniest thing iv read in my life. u sick fuck

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

take the tequila and bounce

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch he blesses the tequila again, and pulls out a loaf of bread from his pocket .. he blesses the bread, and serves the bread to the chics, not telling them that he put X and coke inside the bread .. they eat the bread, and drink the blessed tequila, and fall over passed out ..

what in the w0rld?!?!?!?!??!
LMAO!!!


coke and X in the bread?! LMAO

you sick fuk!

I LOVE IT!

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Originally posted by nchs09 that is by far the funniest thing iv read in my life. u sick fuck

well jesus says he's the almighty!

he walks on water ..
he turns the bread to wine ..
he heals the blind ..
he cures the crippled and diseases ..
he rises from the dead ..


i am sure he can obtain multiple orgasms ..

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I don't know why you have this idea stuck in your head that taking ecstasy and coke concurrently would cause one to pass out.

Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

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Originally posted by UWM I don't know why you have this idea stuck in your head that taking ecstasy and coke concurrently would cause one to pass out. Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

jesus has the mad hook up yo. u cant handle his shit! plus im sure he used his private stash for wut LeopoldStotch is talking about

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by UWM I don't know why you have this idea stuck in your head that taking ecstasy and coke concurrently would cause one to pass out. Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

yeah dude, jesus X and coke is really potent shit.

so potent you can only experience it in a realm of euphoric zen

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it was a picture of jesus on the cross, touting the slogon "jesus did it for the chicks'

it was priceless.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} it was a picture of jesus on the cross, touting the slogon "jesus did it for the chicks' it was priceless.

i think poeple would get offended

even though ims ure they allready are

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by UWM I don't know why you have this idea stuck in your head that taking ecstasy and coke concurrently would cause one to pass out. Quite the opposite, I'm afraid.

what they said above .. the X he has is not the stuff we got .. he's got his special X he made, and the coke is some special imported stuff from the promise land .. not from the depths of colombia ..

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch what they said above .. the X he has is not the stuff we got .. he's got his special X he made, and the coke is some special imported stuff from the promise land .. not from the depths of colombia ..

nice cover up

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