No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

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Originally posted by Akridrot No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.

Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though. Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though. Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL

Ooooooooh Diss.

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Originally posted by Akridrot No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever.

Nothing too wrong in that, unless the owner of the panties in question has severe bowel problems or irregular vaginal hemorrage...or happens to be over the age of 40...or is a hermy.

I once met this chick whilst working, whom i think i shared a mutual attraction with. She invited me to her office once, during a break I had between classes. After tarrying in her room and flirting for a while, I kissed her, which felt as though it lasted but a twinkling. Then, after shooting the shit some more, she reveals that she has an alleged b/f. Finally she insists, "Why don't you buy me a vibrator?"
Fucking cocktease

I wasn't abashed at all by this, but I posted it in regards to the opening post.

I cant believe Im going to do this...

My most embarassing moment came my freshman year of college. I fell off my bike on the way to class. Yeah... it was really wet because it had just rained and WOOPS! Crash. Whats even moer unfortunate is that the english class right before mine had just let out and they were all walking towards me.



Its so hard to think about. By far the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to me.

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hehh..

being caught by parents bites..

especially the morning after they catch u and u gotta face em.

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Originally posted by Nou When I was in second grade me and this girl I liked were in a little fort we made out of pillows in my basement... my brother and her brother were off playing war or something and we were like "yea we are the generals, so we stay in the base" So anyways she starts getting frisky (yea... duh know... girl was weeeeeird) anyways she was just out of gymnastics class so she was wearing a one piece gymnastics leotard thing and some shorts and a t-shirt. So she slips off the t-shirt and I took of my shirt and she climbs on top of me and starts grinding up on me and I'm like "whoa this is cool" and so she starts to slip off the leotard, pulling it down... just about getting to her nipple.... and I look over and I see my mom and she is like "Hi!" and I'm like and the girl is like and she goes "lunch is ready, you kids might wanna come up" and left us... so she got dressed and we went and had lunch. Yea, needless to say I got cock blocked by my mom... so embarrassing and a let down... pun intended. So yea, after that we wern't allowed to be in a room together with the door closed either!!!

You should be banned for that post.

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by Nou When I was in second grade me and this girl I liked were in a little fort we made out of pillows in my basement... my brother and her brother were off playing war or something and we were like "yea we are the generals, so we stay in the base" So anyways she starts getting frisky (yea... duh know... girl was weeeeeird) anyways she was just out of gymnastics class so she was wearing a one piece gymnastics leotard thing and some shorts and a t-shirt. So she slips off the t-shirt and I took of my shirt and she climbs on top of me and starts grinding up on me and I'm like "whoa this is cool" and so she starts to slip off the leotard, pulling it down... just about getting to her nipple.... and I look over and I see my mom and she is like "Hi!" and I'm like and the girl is like and she goes "lunch is ready, you kids might wanna come up" and left us... so she got dressed and we went and had lunch. Yea, needless to say I got cock blocked by my mom... so embarrassing and a let down... pun intended. So yea, after that we wern't allowed to be in a room together with the door closed either!!!

Is that when you began your obsession with little girls?

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lol yeah..

i went swimming with a couple girls, one of whom i was in the process of macking, (this was...like freshman yr in highschool) so we started foolin around in the kiddy pool, whatever. she dashed over to the main pool, leaving me stranded with a raging hardon, in the kiddy pool. so i had to like...jump quickly to the main pool, but both of them saw it..hard to hide in swim shorts. they were crackin up the whole time, yeah me..embarassed..but hey, it was HER FAULT!

but yeah, she made it up to me later, so it was all good.