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Ooh! Ooh! I got one!!!
Spit a whole load of phlegm into a bowl, when you have a cold or something. Mix with milk, stir in crushed up cockroaches and stale rat.
Then get some rice that has been left in a DAMP, dark and warm spot for a few days. Finally, stir with mayonaise.
Then MICROWAVE IT!! YAY!!!! 
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