Originally posted by josh4
i hate over friendly people that want to talk to you. this one real ugly lady on the metro tried to strike up a conversation with me. i came on the train with an umbrella and she said something about it raining i was yeah haha whatever. then she said something again and i was like what? she asked me where i work. i looked at her and she was a fat ugly cow why the fuck was she talking to me dont talk to me. i debated if i should just get up and move to another seat without saying anything. of course i didnt and i had to sit through the whole ride with this bitch being weird. she probably went home to masterbate to me
bro, welcome to EVERY hot girls daily life... just in your story, replace you with a beautiful girl and the word lady with 'guy'...
these are the stories i hear from my hot friends all day long, now you see?
Jul-26-2005 16:26
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
haha thats great. a couple weeks back this guy was ordering stuff on the train and gave out his credit card number. this guy wrote it down on a sheet of paper as the guy was giving it to the operator. when he was getting off the train he handed the guy the sheet of a paper and said, "i wonder how many other people wrote down your credit card number?"
Jul-26-2005 16:27
Arbiter
Naked Power Organ
Registered: May 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by josh4
i hate over friendly people that want to talk to you. this one real ugly lady on the metro tried to strike up a conversation with me. i came on the train with an umbrella and she said something about it raining i was yeah haha whatever. then she said something again and i was like what? she asked me where i work. i looked at her and she was a fat ugly cow why the fuck was she talking to me dont talk to me. i debated if i should just get up and move to another seat without saying anything. of course i didnt and i had to sit through the whole ride with this bitch being weird. she probably went home to masterbate to me
Ouch. Sounds to me like you need to work on your scowl. A good scowl really helps to ward off the undesirables and, unlike other good repellents, you can drop it instantly if you meet someone you'd actually like to talk to.
Jul-26-2005 16:46
vrahnos
In the mix
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Heraklion, Crete
quote:
Originally posted by josh4
i hate over friendly people that want to talk to you. this one real ugly lady on the metro tried to strike up a conversation with me. i came on the train with an umbrella and she said something about it raining i was yeah haha whatever. then she said something again and i was like what? she asked me where i work. i looked at her and she was a fat ugly cow why the fuck was she talking to me dont talk to me. i debated if i should just get up and move to another seat without saying anything. of course i didnt and i had to sit through the whole ride with this bitch being weird. she probably went home to masterbate to me
+1
Jul-26-2005 18:34
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
quote:
Originally posted by josh4
i hate over friendly people that want to talk to you. this one real ugly lady on the metro tried to strike up a conversation with me. i came on the train with an umbrella and she said something about it raining i was yeah haha whatever. then she said something again and i was like what? she asked me where i work. i looked at her and she was a fat ugly cow why the fuck was she talking to me dont talk to me. i debated if i should just get up and move to another seat without saying anything. of course i didnt and i had to sit through the whole ride with this bitch being weird. she probably went home to masterbate to me
Originally posted by jonze234
so on the train into work this morning these ladies in the seat next to me were talking, real loud i might add. and the one started talking about her sisters husband. appearently the guy brought home a strap on dildo for her sister to use on him. the sister didnt know what to do so she asked him what his problem was. he replied something along the lines of "my real fantasy is to be with a she=male but i dont think you would let me and you dont have the right equipment to get the job done." just about everyone in the car started laughing and the lady realized that everyone could hear her so her and her friends all got up and left.
so anyone else got some stories about people talking too loud in public?
gross. poeple say i talk loud
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Jul-26-2005 23:46
nickpdx
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
haha thats great. a couple weeks back this guy was ordering stuff on the train and gave out his credit card number. this guy wrote it down on a sheet of paper as the guy was giving it to the operator. when he was getting off the train he handed the guy the sheet of a paper and said, "i wonder how many other people wrote down your credit card number?"
Haha
I never really overhear anything funny on the bus or train, just creepy shit. Things like some guy wanting to murder somebody and "stab him right in the goddamn fucking neck with my police issue knife and then fucking get out of here." Or some lady telling some random old guy about "the first black guy I had sex with" and their following physical fight and her stealing his furniture and how she can't ever call the cops if she needs to because there are a bunch of warrants for her. Etc.
+1
