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Originally posted by lücid wanna fuck?

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its just that these days all my friends are talking about how they met this girl at the U2 concert and that same night everyone was sucking someone elses dick. i was like "no way man" i can't bring myself to dat. I gotta get to know the girl and her SAT score before i go under the sheets with her.

when are i going to meet a friend that says "ya mon, i only make love" kind of like my dad back in his day with the Fonzee and stuff. i can't imagine the Fonzee picking a girl up by her legs and doing the truffle shuffle with her

my co workers say causal sex is part of a realtionship. i said what bitch, no way." i think it's degrading to go out with a meat sandwich and plan the night to go fuckapalooza on her. think about holding hands, kssing, having romanic sex, but not doing it doggystyle with her

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

I would think the former would be the one i'd be you know...being into. As a human being.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT

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Originally posted by lücid

monkey!

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Originally posted by lücid

For teh win!

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monkey see, monkey do.

the difference comes after... after one you feel like you're just empty, with blank mind and ideas, putting your pants on and trying to recall the girl's name. after the other - well, that, my friend, is the moment of paradise on earth. the best thing on this planet - just hugging the person you love after making passionate love.

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my coworkers think its "erick, ur crazy" that i don't even believe sex is a neccessary part of the relationship, no matter wahtever stage. as long as i get a kiss with an "i love you" i'm already orgasming

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

^^Yeah!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by Orbital32 uhmm logic states quit playing counterstrike and maybe you'll have more luck.

so true

i get a boner when i kiss. DjSlain says i shouldn't get one cus then i'm thinking about sex and that's a sin of our church

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.