I too am lucky I never have to drop a load when clubbing, but because alcohol gives me gas I'm not surprised if it would happen anytime soon...hopefully not at the guv

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I've had to drop a load at a club once. Boa's NYE marathon. Was so disgusted by the sketchy state of the washrooms I put the in-and-out pass to good use.

But yeah, more than likely the doors don't lock so they can catch the cokeheads doing rails off the toilet bowl.

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I usually just piss my pants on the dance floor...kind of like Fergie from BEP.

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Er....it should be "My plea to guv"

...and yes I do agree it is quite embarassing for anyone.

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Bwahahaha, what a perfect response.

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Amen to that idea, Theresa. The bathrooms do need locks and doors that do stay closed. Plus as you said, some sanitary seat covers might help. But I never even sit on the toilet anyway there. I just squat.
The bathroom floors are more disgusting though. I have worn long jeans and many a time got the bottoms of them wet...from urine I guess?
I just wonder if the mens washrooms are as disgusting and dirty as the womens. I think I have been in outhouses that are more visually and olfactory appealing than at the Guv.

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that sucks.

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Love being a guy for this reason! God, when going pee is considered "unfavourable" and some-what of a "complication" LOL... annoying to say the least.

+1 to being able to use urinals!

Jem.

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yeah i agree with her. it makes it really hard to blow my rails.

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Originally posted by Refinnej The bathroom floors are more disgusting though. I have worn long jeans and many a time got the bottoms of them wet...from urine I guess?

How do girls POSSIBLY get urine on the freakin' floors around the toilet, I have no idea!

Jem.

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It's from squatting, being drunk/or being high thus missing the toilet seat completely

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One time at a club here I went to the bathroom and usually I like reading the things people write on doors. I looked up and someone had left their dirty thongs on the hanger of the back of the door. I asked myself "why not throw them in the garbage?".

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