from milenko500.com (where I've seen (supposedly) some of his editorial entries)

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Why I'm Missing..oh and some other Stuff Whuts up Bitches?!? Ya ya i know yall are wondering why my show hasnt debuted yet on Comedy Central. You also want to know why i checked myself into rehab. Well i'm on Milenko500 again to drop the truth! THE TRUTH SON! So heres the deal. My first two seasons were so diabolical that I knew that if I was gonna top myself I needed some more time to think up new skits. Meanwhile Comedy Central wanted production to start right away. Guess they wanted to make sure the MILLIONS of dollars they paid me in advance was being put to good use. I guess looking back ya cant blame a bunch of white executives getting a little antsy when they just paid a black man a large amount of money and he disappears. Where I come from thats called a "JACK". So I needed more time, so the fuck what. I took off and check myself into rehab. Now no ones mentioned that my rehab is in The Netherlands and the nurses all occopy the Red Light District. If you dont know what that is I suggest you go there for some soul cleansing. WORKS WONDERS! So thats it in a nutshell guys. I'm fine. The white exec's are fine. I will be back and my new dvd is gonna drop in a minute. But seriously to all who wrote me letters and sent me gifts thank you. I never get tired of getting free shit, expecially dub sacks. ONLY IN AMERICA!!