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In England the trafiic cops are idiots we have speed cameras on every decent stretch of open road, your driving down a country lane, with your music on and sunglasses pushing an easy 60Mph, all of a sudden, Sccreechhhhhh Speed camera 30Mph Area ! wtf theres not a house or school near by, 10 mins later Scccreeechhhh another camera then you think to yourself did it flash ? what if it did ? how much do i have to pay ? will I get banned whats the fricken speed limit in this area ?
Also theres hidden cops trying to catch the average boy racer.
I belive these idiots who cant drive for shiet should get Fined ! also these people who speed to fast and wipe out a whole family.
I have lots of stupid gay arse stories from simaliar circumstances like yours and you will prob laugh.
----My friend was a Car show, lots of Kitted Cars typical scene from Fast & the Furious, hes stuck in a massive traffic que
going no where, he takes of his seat belt, like you would because your doing 0 Mph, A pissed of Traffic Cop on his bike
drives up the side of my friends car and post's a Seat Belt fine through his window and drives on without even speaking to him. Then drives back and post's another one through and says thats for your friend to in the passenger seat. My friend Ripped them up and threw them back at him he got a fine and had to appear in court. lol.
---This happened to my last year, I was driving my GF home very late one night. There was not a car in sight it was a 30Mph Area, I was driving at 40-45Mph, I had my FOG lights on due to the visibility of the road as It was getting quite Foggy. I approach the traffic light signal which turns to Amber im about 15 Metres from the Lights, I could of breaked and skidded into the Junction or I could of gone for it. I drop it into 3rd Gear, Red line'd the mother and sailed through , just as the lights Turned. All of a sudden i had two cop car's chasing me, i was like WTF ! At first i thought there were chasing someone else
but i was the only person on the road, So I eventually stopped. I thought FFS this is all i need.
COP : Excuse me sir please step out of the vehical
ME : Sure
COP : Can i ask you what you just did ?
ME : Sure , I drove thought a set of traffic lights which turned to red.
COP : I suggest you take me seriously. You were speeding and drove through a red light
ME : Nah I didn't I drove through Amber which turned to red the second i was over the line.
COP : Ok. Whatever. Where are you going.
ME : Taking my GF Home,
COP : " Walks over to passenger side door, check my GF is wearing her Seatbelt "
COP: " We also noticed you had no belt on,
ME :" I had just taken it off when i had stopped.
COP : Have you been drinking,
ME : Nope.
COP " Please can i have your licence and insurance details also your name and address.
ME : " I haven't got them on me ! Have you got proof i was speeding ? and hitting a red light
COP : " No we haven't but you were very close " Im giving you a Fine anyways for having the wrong lights on "
ME : " WTF FFS, it's Getting Foggy"
COP : No Its not, there a distraction to other road users "
ME : Whatever give me the producer and fine.
COP : Slow down in future, or you will be paying another fine or maybe your Licence.
" I drove off, and did a massive Wheelspin, kept it under 30Mph, they followed me for 30 mins FFS. waiting for me to screw up. "
MotherFu**kers,. I had to goto a police station next day and show them my insurance, licence and pay the fine,
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