i wear my GOOD shit, but always commando.....comando.....

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Originally posted by dj_bas i like to wear my jacket made out of human skin seems to work for me alright

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Originally posted by |cEbLu3 i wear my GOOD shit, but always commando.....comando.....

that's they way, so when you are at the resturaunt with you new date & you excuse yourself to go for a pee; & then you come back with wet dripple marks down the front of your pants: that will surely impress her

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ that's they way, so when you are at the resturaunt with you new date & you excuse yourself to go for a pee; & then you come back with wet dripple marks down the front of your pants: that will surely impress her

Did that happen to you?

I always wear spandex.

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Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG Did that happen to you?

yup

everything seems to happen to me



I ordered a 'laksa' on a date once. It was soo freaken hot that tears were coming out of my ears. The chilli laksa didn't mix to well with the beer; i had the urge to vomit so I had to desparately excuse myself. I only just made it to the toilet. after a good ole puke I cleaned myself up & went back out to the table. The girl looked distressed. She then noticed my red bloodshot eyeballs (what eyeballs usually look as they bulge out of your head while your vomiting). she asked me if i was stoned

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ yup everything seems to happen to me I ordered a 'laksa' on a date once. It was soo freaken hot that tears were coming out of my ears. The chilli laksa didn't mix to well with the beer; i had the urge to vomit so I had to desparately excuse myself. I only just made it to the toilet. after a good ole puke I cleaned myself up & went back out to the table. The girl looked distressed. She then noticed my red bloodshot eyeballs (what eyeballs usually look as they bulge out of your head while your vomiting). she asked me if i was stoned

Dit it work? Did you get to bone her?

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Het doel van een heel deel hier is niet over muziek te praten maar door zijn deelname aan discussies een zo groot mogelijk intellect proberen aan de dag te leggen en daarmee een rare vorm van zelfbevrediging in werking stellen. 'It's a strange world'

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Originally posted by Nabistai Dit it work? Did you get to bone her?

not that night.

I do not recommend the laksa/beer vomit combo as a tactic in seduction.

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Last edited by Xenocreator_PG_ on Aug-18-2005 at 23:19

LOL

Where is the date gonna be? I just wear a decent button up shirt and some jeans. I heard women look at your shoes and if they look like ass, they know you're a slob.

Women scare me...

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

I "date" my wife every weekend. We hang out somewhere for most of a day shopping or visiting someplace. Problem is we've run out of places recently and have to go further out. I've started dressing better than normal these days because she dresses to kill.


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Hidden Logic pres Luminary - Wasting

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

That's cute if you're headed to the Blue Oyster Bar...

Lol!

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