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Originally posted by UWM I'll never understand why people think that their AIM convos are funny to post.

[UWMadtrance69]so there was this chick, well i thought it was a chick. She promised me it was just a curly wurly down her pants
[Ian] too much info rob. thanks a lot, I'll have nightmares forever
[UWMadtrance69] yeah but it wasn't as small as your penis
[Ian] you promised you wouldn't tell. Anyway how do you know, what did Jason tell you ?
*UWMadtrance69 has signed out


you bastard rob

i like how i don't know who either of you are

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Originally posted by dj_bas how funny...this asian girl i tried to bone in the ass said the same thing is her name cathy?

Nah, lol...did you succeed btw?

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Nah, lol...did you succeed btw?

no...she was a prude, could only get my thumb up there. and she would bitch about that too

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 AnotherWay83 [7:24 P.M.]: how's it goin with the asian chic dude? AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: not too bad i guess AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: not g/f material tho AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: she's a good friend AnotherWay83 [7:25 P.M.]: hmm AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: and we bone AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: lol AnotherWay83 [7:25 P.M.]: :-D AnotherWay83 [7:25 P.M.]: that's what i like to hear :-D AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: ;p AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: up AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: yo AlphaStarred [7:25 P.M.]: she had her period AlphaStarred [7:26 P.M.]: and i tried boning her in the ass AlphaStarred [7:26 P.M.]: lol AnotherWay83 [7:26 P.M.]: lol AnotherWay83 [7:26 P.M.]: what did she say AnotherWay83 [7:26 P.M.]: lol AlphaStarred [7:33 P.M.]: lol AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: sorry was away bro AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: she was like, i don tlike AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: it AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: it feels like im pooping AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: lmao AnotherWay83 [7:34 P.M.]: lol AnotherWay83 [7:34 P.M.]: how cute AnotherWay83 [7:34 P.M.]: hehe AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: lol AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: it felt kinda cool tho AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: lol AlphaStarred [7:34 P.M.]: cos her shit was lubed up and all AlphaStarred [7:35 P.M.]: and i was sticking her at intervals AnotherWay83 [7:35 P.M.]: :-D AlphaStarred [7:35 P.M.]: lol AlphaStarred [7:35 P.M.]: trying to hold her down AlphaStarred [7:35 P.M.]: im mad stonecd

ive had similar experiences many times before

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