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Re: My Secret
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well it has come to my attention that everyone has been wondering how do i get my fro so perfect....well ill let you guys know my little secret....first you go broke...thats right spend all your cash and owe thousands to the bank....next step you have to stop giving a fuck...after you cant pay for a haircut and just dont give a fuck your hair just seems to go into a perfect fro....now that its at its perfect fro length u have to buy hair wax which is a bit expensive but rmemeber if your broke and you just dont give a fuck you can always go into your moms purse and steal a twenty without feeling guilty....now the next step is how you blow dry it when you come out of the shower..i have seen many different techniques but my own personal fav is to first towel dry add a little wax just a tinsy bit, now you turn ur head upside down and blow dry so ur hair stands up....now apply wax and spike it upwards from all angles......now u have a patented VividBoy fro...at first u may feel a bit awkward and disoriented but trust me after a while chix dig it....my next step is to perm it which i might do soon =)
*WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN PULL OFF THE FRO LOOK. LUCKILY I WAS ONE OF THM* |
Vivid Boy you let our secret out!!! Now every knows how us white boys get our ill fros.
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Keepin' It Gangsta
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