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Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid I would not touch her with a ten foot pole even if there was a rag tied on the end of it that was covered in dissinfectant. And as for the burger If it was anywhere near her mouth it was prolly covered in Jizm. I would prolly push her off a cliff if given the chance.

that's funny cause she told me the same thing about any Canadian

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Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid I would not touch her with a ten foot pole even if there was a rag tied on the end of it that was covered in dissinfectant. And as for the burger If it was anywhere near her mouth it was prolly covered in Jizm. I would prolly push her off a cliff if given the chance.

+ her face looks like a dog's or horses face, and her hair is from 1920's

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Originally posted by stren + her face looks like a dog's or horses face, and her hair is from 1920's

wtf lol. Why is there all this Paris Hilton hating... Sure shes annoying as fuck but LOOK AT HER!!! What can possibly be wrong with long blonde hair... And shes a dirty slut... Thats a bonus if shes that stupid... IMO Jessica Simpson is 10x more annoying and less good looking...

Paris Hilton > Angelina Jolie IMO

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Originally posted by Joycey wtf lol. Why is there all this Paris Hilton hating... Sure shes annoying as fuck but LOOK AT HER!!! What can possibly be wrong with long blonde hair... And shes a dirty slut... Thats a bonus if shes that stupid... IMO Jessica Simpson is 10x more annoying and less good looking... Paris Hilton > Angelina Jolie IMO

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hilary duff is a bit hotter and packing a bit more meat

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

if by meat you mean coke...

then yes

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Originally posted by wizniz if by meat you mean coke... then yes

Haahahaha! ZING!

It's true though, and Duff used to be a cutie. Now she's skeletor-ish.

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i wish u guys would stop picking on hilary duff just cus' she's hotter than ur girlfriends

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i wish u guys would stop picking on hilary duff just cus' she's hotter than ur girlfriends

AHAHAHAHA that made me giggle sooo badd!!


if i had a g/friend looking like the NOW hillary duff...i would slap her silly and take her to a mexican buffet

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Originally posted by Joycey Paris Hilton > Angelina Jolie IMO

NEWB STFU are j00 crazy?

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced Paris hilton is the most over rated nobody out there. If she was good looking then at least she would have that going for her but still nothing....she really needs to eat a couple burgers

Oh please... She’s hot as hell…she’s way more exotic looking (for a blonde) than that stupid ass Tara Reid, or Jessica Simpson or Pam Anderson…at least she’s different looking and hasn’t gotten her tits done or a nose job despite her striking facial features. And have u seen her STEMS? My god they are beautiful.

I think a lot of people just call her "ugly" because of how obnoxious she is.

Personally, I really get a kick out of her being really obnoxious...she's hilarious. The whole idea of her is just ridiculous, but I can't even be mad at her...GO HER! hahaha She's famous for absolutely nothing and it's like she knows it and embraces it. I love it.

I love Paris. I wish I was her.

wipe that crap out of your eyes and look at her!




not the best face shot of her, but ummm...LEGS anyone?



i like her better with the short hair, but she's still hot.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone