This is the thought I had the last time I cut one of my fingers:

"this is exactly how I cut my finger the last time"

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did she put the top into he mounth?

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by trewqy wtf?? what kind of son are u? I would be going to the hospital with ur mother.. Who would u rather have at ur side when ur injured or dying.. Ur neighbours or ur mom?!??!

good point

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Originally posted by tribu haha i did this same shit not long ago, if anyone remembers I never did quite regrow my whole thumb...

after picx.

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Damn, sorry for your mom. Masturbation will never be the same for her.

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i have an idea. go to a wendy's and stick it in a bowl of chili.

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange i have an idea. go to a wendy's and stick it in a bowl of chili.

Ok. That was funny!

what did she do to cut her finger off?

I have a 'Illegal Regeneration Toolkit For N00bs' with some toxic fluids and shit, but it works (there are some side effects though). You can borrow it if you want

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JIMS!

he's like 15

what's he gonna do?

get on his tricycle and peddle his ass to the ER?

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Well if it feels any better, i nailed my finger with a nail gun today.

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Originally posted by jonSun Damn, sorry for your mom. Masturbation will never be the same for her.

how rude...



















a dildo is the answer