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Originally posted by dj_bas i know! its so god damn good! but shit i'm so chubby now. i had this fresh guacamole made at my table and the "chimichanga fabuloso". fuck that cost me a few pounds

Bas, I think you were already going downhill and the chimichanga is just a scapegoat for your thunder thighs.

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rofl @ this thread, and simon's story.

i remember when i went to rosarito a couple years ago, (it was my first & last time there).... we were bar hopping at these GHETTO bars that played ghetto hip hop music, and at one of the bars, there were these 2 crazy mexican dudes running up to random people and shoving tequila down their throats. they almost came up to me... but i was like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


ughhh, just the thought of tequila makes me want to seriously vomit right now.

but i guess it's fun, for people who actually drink.

Growing up in San Diego I have numerous horror stories. . .

There was the time I was going to get my car towed for playing my stereo to loud.

Then there was the time I got in a fight with a guy because I was dancing with some girl he wanted to dance with.

Then there was the time I was rear ended at a stop sign and the guy claimed that I hit him.

Then I was at a bar and a working girl asks me if I would buy her a drink. I told her politely sorry but no and she picked up an ashtray and threw it at me. Then she charged me and I had to block her with my foot. The cops came in and I thought I was dead. But thank god they knew this girl to be a loon and kicked her out of the bar.

The best was after a week in Mazatlan my friend convinced me that the planes are like buses and it was ok to skip our flight. We could just catch the next one. Three days later (supposedly the flights were sold out for a week) we bribed a ticket clerk with all the money we had left to get us on a sold out plane. I got off the plane in San Diego with 45 cents in my pocket.

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Originally posted by Electrophile Bas, I think you were already going downhill and the chimichanga is just a scapegoat for your thunder thighs.

this is true

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I heard that one of those giant chimichangas is over 2,000 calories and has enough saturated fat for 2 days. No es bueno!

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Originally posted by Electrophile I heard that one of those giant chimichangas is over 2,000 calories and has enough saturated fat for 2 days. No es bueno!

they also have this special ingredient in there called E.Coli

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I thought it was Salmonela

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depends if the chimicanga was chicken or beef, half my senior class spent the night in jail in puerta vallarta...gotta love mexico ladies night every night! My girl friends and i tried these drinks called "paralyzers" no clue to this day what the hell they were...sorta tasted like white russians...but after 3 of these we all tried to stand up from the bar at the same time and fell on our asses. good times. By the end of the night one of my girlfriends hanging on to the statue of senor frog for balance support, this was after she tried to insert a quarter.

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Originally posted by Tinigrl007 depends if the chimicanga was chicken or beef, half my senior class spent the night in jail in puerta vallarta...gotta love mexico ladies night every night! My girl friends and i tried these drinks called "paralyzers" no clue to this day what the hell they were...sorta tasted like white russians...but after 3 of these we all tried to stand up from the bar at the same time and fell on our asses. good times. By the end of the night one of my girlfriends hanging on to the statue of senor frog for balance support, this was after she tried to insert a quarter.

it was chicken AND beef...Fabulouso!!! and lol at your story

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