should have told him to eat his boogers ..

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jamie picks her nose at work too

ewwwww

Maybe his brain had an itch...

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Originally posted by Ygrene This boog story reminds me of another: I'd stayed the night at this kids house (we were like 10) and it's the next morning. We're sitting in his kitchen eating cereal and watching cartoons. The kid pulls a boog out of his nose and wipes it on the countertop like that was were it belonged. And he just left it there. I couldn't finish my cereal and i couldn't watch the tv, I just stared at the boog. People are gross.

That must've been extremely traumatizing for you.

I once stood at a red light, and in the car next to me a man and a woman started picking their nose at the same time! not only that but they both get something, look at it and eat it.. both at the same time (the never knew I was watching their strange habbits)

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

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Originally posted by Mebot That must've been extremely traumatizing for you.

I think maybe that's why I have such an issue with this gas-guy! Man, this thread is like therapy!


Btw, robots don't have boogs do they? Maybe I should convert.

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eye boogers are worse. i can't stand talking to people when they have little nuggets in the corner of their eyes.

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Originally posted by Kaidreas I once stood at a red light, and in the car next to me a man and a woman started picking their nose at the same time! not only that but they both get something, look at it and eat it.. both at the same time (the never knew I was watching their strange habbits)

Holy shit! They didn't offer each other a taste? Selfish.

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Originally posted by Ygrene So I'm getting gas today and in New Jersey, it's state law that a gas station attendant must pump your gas. So the dude comes up to my window and I hand him my credit card and tell him to fill it. So he goes back and starts pumping the gas and adjusts the lever so it will fill by itself. So I'm just sitting there hanging out and I can see the dude just chilling in my rearview. So crusty back there just starts picking his nose. Not like a swipe or an itch, I mean this guy is digging. And every few picks he stops and looks at his hand to see if he struck gold. This dude was mining for the entire time my car was filling, 11.2 gallons worth.......And then I remember that the boog-burglar has my credit card!! FUCK!!! So, quick thinking I grab my cell and my calender/day-planner/briefcase and pretend like I'm taking notes from a phone call. He comes to the window to hand me the card and I motion for him to set it on my armrest. I'm going to order a new card and I'm never going out in public again without wearing rubber gloves.

just wipe it off with rubbing alcohol and it will be fine. not worth going to the trouble of getting a new card.

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Originally posted by KaOtiK1 who the hell pumps peoples gas anways? i thought people in the 50's did that ish? oh well funy story though

That's New Jersey for ya!

I always felt weird like so out of place whenever I went to Nyc and when going back home 8 hours away I'd fill up in Jersey and have the attendent fill me up it's like uh wtf? You touching my car what? You want me to give you a tip? wtf?

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Originally posted by butterfly just wipe it off with rubbing alcohol and it will be fine. not worth going to the trouble of getting a new card.

quite the practical thinker

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Originally posted by butterfly just wipe it off with rubbing alcohol and it will be fine. not worth going to the trouble of getting a new card.

Yeah, that is good thinking. But it won't cleanse away the memories!

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maybe you were being an ignorant and bit of jerk, so he was trying to piss you off wich worked well I gusse...im just saying maybr, bcuase some people are...

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