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Originally posted by Danny Ocean is this your cheating gf you were with or a new one?

we've both cheated on each other once, and have resolved to be with each other forever and fuck the rest of the world (pun intended..) . the second instance (I am assuming you are referring to my thread) was a hoax.

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch chic "accidentally bump into me when we stop at a red light, so i can either smell her perfume or hair" when i am on the bus ..

whoa... creepy

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Originally posted by dj_bas whoa... creepy

you dont know how many creepy things i have seen ...

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch you dont know how many creepy things i have seen ...

oh you witnessed it...i thought you were doing it

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink yeah man, girls on buses suck one time, i was on a bus... ...and this total SLUT came on.......and then these guys were like "ill give you money if you let me fuck you" oh man....it was horrible

shit i thought i was discrete about it

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Originally posted by StanVoid yea dude, totally, like, one time i was just walking through a park and these 2 girls just started talking to me, and then they asked me for my number and stuff, ah total sluts then, right after that, like, on the street, 3 girls just ran up on me trying to feel me up and stuff -- i TOTALLY didn't appreciate that, so sucky. then this chick just chases me down at the mall and asks me where I live and if I want to take her home, and i'm like "dood! i'm 10 years old, ok!?!" yea....totally...

your like that 12 year old boy that got rapped by that 40 year old milf

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Originally posted by StanVoid yea dude, totally, like, one time i was just walking through a park and these 2 girls just started talking to me, and then they asked me for my number and stuff, ah total sluts then, right after that, like, on the street, 3 girls just ran up on me trying to feel me up and stuff -- i TOTALLY didn't appreciate that, so sucky. then this chick just chases me down at the mall and asks me where I live and if I want to take her home, and i'm like "dood! i'm 10 years old, ok!?!" yea....totally...

lol WTF? why are you complaining??? what a moron

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Originally posted by HardTranceProd lol WTF? why are you complaining??? what a moron

yeah i wish girls would ask me for my number.. they just give me fake ones

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Originally posted by _Nut_ Simple. Some girls want what they cant have. Guys with g/f's are (supposed to be) off the market. If they succeeded in getting you from your g/f it wouldnt last long. Their thrill would be gone. I know many devious girls who are like this...

Agreed.

Girls are predators and they hunt in packs and feast on other girls who are in a relationship by making them jealous by flirting with their boyfriend.

You need to be more assertive and flirt back. Thus, you'll make your girlfriend hot and bothered and she'll start bitching out the bus sluts (b/c that's another thing chicks do well, is bitch other chicks out).

and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

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Originally posted by Mebot Agreed. Girls are predators and they hunt in packs and feast on other girls who are in a relationship by making them jealous by flirting with their boyfriend. You need to be more assertive and flirt back. Thus, you'll make your girlfriend hot and bothered and she'll start bitching out the bus sluts (b/c that's another thing chicks do well, is bitch other chicks out). and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

Best post ever. Girl-flirting, catfights, & ice cream = WIN.


Whenever I run into slutty chics and I'm around my wife, I usually start cracking secret jokes with her. Flirt with her and get her all giggly and shit. Totally ignore the sluts and then when I get up to leave the bus I let an SBD as I walk past them. ZING!

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit shit i thought i was discrete about it

how could you be?

she was HUGE!!!!!

tsk tsk....

...i didnt know you liked the fatties!

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Originally posted by Mebot Agreed. Girls are predators and they hunt in packs and feast on other girls who are in a relationship by making them jealous by flirting with their boyfriend. You need to be more assertive and flirt back. Thus, you'll make your girlfriend hot and bothered and she'll start bitching out the bus sluts (b/c that's another thing chicks do well, is bitch other chicks out). and then u have (maybe) a catfight or something. start cheering for your girlfriend and buy her some ice cream for a job well done.

LMAO........

great advice.

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