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What's a pirate's favourite land mammal?
Arrrrr-madillos!
What's a pirate's favourite clergyman?
The Arrrr-chbishop of Canterbury.
Really scraping the barrel now. 
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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."
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