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Originally posted by Orbax jason youre way too motivated. start drinking regularly

see you don't see the beauty of my plan. if i start gambling more then i get free drinks at the casino

walk around town with a big sign that says "I FORGOT THE DECIMAL POINT.....FIRED!!!" make sure there is a HUGE FUCKING arrow pointing at ur face

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

you need to get demotivated to the point where youd rather walk 4 seconds to the chevron and buy a 12 of pabst for 5 bucks than drive allllll the way out to the casino just for a few drinks :P

Where I live they give you a free round trip to the casino and a free meal with 10 bucks spending money...free. I guess they figure most people are suckers. Not me though. I'm a blower.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

give a blowjob to your boss and your there for another month.

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Originally posted by Orbax if you work for a while full time getting fired isnt that bad because you get unemployment and a severance package usually. Also training people to do what you do is a pretty good sign they are getting ready to let you go hehe. But thats cool the raise was offered...Id talk responsibilities and duties that go along with the raise if I were you and start talking like youre being promoted...basically what direction do we need to move in, what else needs to be done, etc...

im just training them on how to use the system, not how to do my job

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by kid nyce what are you using? i'm in a similar position, I work for a fortune 500 company on the business side of sales operations using Oracle 11i/9i Discoverer Reporting Tool. So essentially I'm dev'ling up business reports and doing analysis based on sales through fiscal years. The whole training thing is a fluke man, I've trained so many people and they are all still dumb to the head about it. Nothing you can do when technology leads a sales force full of blood hungry money grabbing quota making reps who don't want to do anything that will mess up their business.

we're using a third party vendor called NetRieve. i know how you feel about training people. i made a thread last week about dumb bosses, you should check it out for a good laugh.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by jonze234 if you knew you were going to get fired, would you... quit, dont give them the satisfaction of firing you let them fire you, but dont do anything at work until you get fired do a really good job and hope you dont get fired or, come up with any other answers you want.

Depends on all the variables in play. How long have you been there? (Can you collect unemployment?) Do you really hate everything about the job and have zero desire to stay there? Do you see a future at the company? If you hate your job, like I did mine, you do the least amount possible, or you quit (as I did). I couldn't take it anymore and had to leave, but I don't know exactly how you feel about it.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i already know the answer to my problem. i just need to get really far ahead in school work so then i can spend nights at the casino or at house games around town...hahahaha

Blackhawk?

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