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| quote: | Originally posted by Renegade
An Aussie was in New Zealand walking around, taking in the natural scenery of the beautiful country, when he came across a kiwi farmer having sex with a sheep. Being Australian, he naturally was unsure as to what exactly was going on, so he asked, tentatively:
"What kind of sheep is that?"
The kiwi, noticably annoyed at the interuption, replied, sheepishly (excuse the pun): "It's a merino. The finest sheep there is."
The Australian, still taken aback, uttered: "Oh really, do you shear them for profit then?"
"No", the kiwi said "I don't shear them at all - go find yer own!"
A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Kiwi had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
And finally.....
How does a kiwi find a sheep in long grass?
Pleasurable.
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LOL! Love all of these, especially the last one!
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