Pfft. Spishak came out with the Mach 20 years ago.

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You see the first blade cuts the facial hair but before the hair can snap back the second blade cuts it again, the third blade cuts it once more, the forth blade cuts it again, the fifth blade goes deeper digging below the first layer of skin to remove the hair follicle, the sixth blade cuts away that pesky second layer of skin where there might be some renegade hair follicles, the seventh blade cuts away six more layers of skin ensuring that hair will never ever grow there. The eighth blade sends an electronic pulse to the centre of the brain which destroys the part of the brain responsible for hair growth and four other non essential functions. The ninth blade gently smoothes out the jaw bone to give your face a more even appearance. The tenth blade removes cavity causing tartar and the eleventh blade starts the process all over again. By the time the twentith blade passes over your face you're a first rate professional business man. That promotion is as good as yours.

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Last edited by Aiwendil on Sep-23-2005 at 16:18

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i use this

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if people are willing to spend such a fortune on new razor blades every month in order to have a face smoother than a babies arse, why not just go the whole hog and get laser hair removal surgery or even hair removal cream?

i'll stick to my double blade bic thanks.

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Electric shavers kick butt.

I have my little travel jobby for everyday use:


And for special events when I need as smooth as possible:

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i use a mach 3 turbo and i dont see the difference between the non turbo one

so i just get 3 blades and shave.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by willson You have a cut-throat yet you do not know their name?

ow that's how they call it you can open it so like a knife in a swiss pocket knife

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

to get the best shave if you have an extra couple of minutes...

Shave down you entire face where needed. Then rinse face again and reapply shaving creame and shave upwards. Becareful because most cuts will appear in your upper neck area and side behind you cheek area. I have done it numeorus times without cuts but go slow when doing the upwards part. And if you got cuts plus an extra 10-15 min just hold the paper towel to yah face

after your face will be extremly smooth...for a day or two

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Electric shavers kick butt.

+1

never used a razor and dont intend on using one ever.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

7 minute abs?

If you feel you aren't getting the proper workout, I'll send you the 8th minute free.

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Originally posted by jonze234 +1 never used a razor and dont intend on using one ever.

i used to think like that when i first started shaving at about 14/15 but come 18/19 I got to the point where it felt like it was pulling the hairs out of my face whether i liked it or not, so i tried to razor & haven't looked back, I just use a dry one for my top lip cos i have a mole which i cant get round with the razor

i like the 3 blade persoanlly.. 2 doesnt cut it for me.

hoiwever i notcie the way the blades are angled makes more of a difference than how many blades.. generic razors hav a dif angle then gillete..

persoanlly im a fan of the schick extreme 3. solid tool.

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