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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL omg that is sooo fuking funny!!!!!! the time i went to atlanta and we couldn't find this girls house... we were driving out in the middle of the woods and mario was saying 'redrum' or something like that. it freaked me out a bit... so i see where ur friends are coming from

"kill kill kill kill "

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Originally posted by nchs09 "kill kill kill kill "

LMFAO there u go!!! hahaha


foker ... then we passed a damn cemetary in the middle of the road.

u suck

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Yeah drivin on E bites.. been many times where been so messed up I ended up driving in the emergency lane....why you ask..
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.it made the car vibrate duh!!!!...rollin balls and then go over those bumps ... just gets you fucked up more... ahh those were the days

i once got so pissed off at a guy cutting in front of me, so i threw a full (unopened) bottle of water at his car.. i hit the rear windshield.. what a dick..

and this other time i was driving on a two laned road and this cock ass trucker comes on from the left side, and im in the right lane, and goes straight into my lane when i was doing like 80 kmh.. i barely stopped by like 5 cm.. i got up besides him, floored the gas, pull in right in front of him and hit the breaks at max.. i got out of the car and started yelling at the guy.. he was like "cmon hit me, hit me.. " i said fuck you and spitted on his shoe and got into my car.. maaan that was an adrenaline rush..lol

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I honked at a cop.

and then when i got pulled over i said, "i thought you were my friend."

Another time driving home from the club rolling balls I could barley concentrate. Luckily I caught up to a tow truck driving on the highway. I stayed right on the tow trucks ass, because the flashing lights kept me in a zone, so i stayed strait.

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steered with my knees while i ate some yogurt.

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: steered with my knees while i ate some yogurt.

that is it???? WTF.. you have got to come up with something better than that.. or you are a very safe driver!

Went offroad driving with an Escort station wagon. Nearly put the car on it's back several times ( landing on the two wheels on one side of the car is a bit scary ). I used to do that a lot actually ... secretly wishing I had a Subaru

Drinking a full bottle of vodka on the way to a city that was like an hour and a half away. I slept almost the whole evening at the club

Left my house for an 8 hour trip. Go to the gas station to fill up and check the tire pressure .... when I inflated the tires one started having a leak from the contact surface and I'm freaking out cause I have to be in New York that same evening. This was the 1st of january on a saturday at 4 pm so yes basically nothing would be open. I searched high and low for some gas station that sold some fix a flat.
I found a station in some bumblef*ck city it was really ghetto ... got my fix a flat and drove to New York with that while my friend who I was talking to on the phone was like NO way in hell you'll make it! The trip was fine

Driving a 6 7 hour trip with a dead battery on the car needing a jump start at a toll booth cause the battery was full on toast. When I would be driving with the car at 70 mph and hit the brake it would cut the ignition that was so bootleg I can't believe I made it home like that

Broke the key in the door of the vehicule ( driving my moms car which she had forbidden me to use ) while in Boston ( 11 hours away from home ) spending the whole evening freaking out at the club about how I'd get back in ..... by some miracle there was the duplicate of the key on the key holder. To this day I still don't understand the logic as to why there would ever have been a duplicate on the same key holder to begin with.


I used to read books while driving all the time.


But otherwise nah nothing too wild I'd have to say .... but I've had my share of car problems

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Originally posted by grooviebeats that is it???? WTF.. you have got to come up with something better than that.. or you are a very safe driver!

i was pre-loading before going to an event, but i still had to drive there. i thought i could make it before it started hitting me. but it started hitting me, and the only way i got there was focusing on the center of the lane, both hands on the wheel, and i had to turn the musik off. good night.

i absolutly hate driving under the influence, i do very rarely.

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Originally posted by Ian^ I tried to drive without a license once, and without lessons, and without knowing what anyt of the things did. I think i shifted it about 5 yards before scaring myself

i drove for months without a license. but i knew how to drive

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