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Originally posted by Omega_Blue bathroom and adventure should never occupy the same sentence

waaaaaat?!

what are you talking about man?!

Some of my best adventures were in the bathroom!

You NEVER KNOW what's going to happen!

Like once, I was pissing and saw something shiny on the counter.
So i reached for it......

..it was just out of reach and i kept reaching and reeaaaching...

until!

I fell over to the side, pissing all over the bathroom, the shiney thing, and myself

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink waaaaaat?! what are you talking about man?! Some of my best adventures were in the bathroom! You NEVER KNOW what's going to happen! Like once, I was pissing and saw something shiny on the counter. So i reached for it...... ..it was just out of reach and i kept reaching and reeaaaching... until! I fell over to the side, pissing all over the bathroom, the shiney thing, and myself

lol you're a regular indiana jones

Bollox. I had pretty much the same thing happen to me over a year ago. Haven't bothered to get anything done about it yet, but it hasn't really caused problems. Probably should do that, eh?

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'People cling to their rotten memories, to all their misfortunes, and you can't pry them loose. These things keep them busy. They avenge themselves for the injustice of the present by smearing the future inside them with shit. They're cowards deep down, and just. That's their nature.'
-Louis-Ferdinand Céline
"Journey to the End of the Night"

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink waaaaaat?! what are you talking about man?! Some of my best adventures were in the bathroom! You NEVER KNOW what's going to happen! Like once, I was pissing and saw something shiny on the counter. So i reached for it...... ..it was just out of reach and i kept reaching and reeaaaching... until! I fell over to the side, pissing all over the bathroom, the shiney thing, and myself

For some reason this made me crack up, I guess I was picturing this happen.

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Originally posted by Theresa Umm, is that what you're supposed to do?

I think youre supposed to fill it with a cotton ball until you got to the dentist.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.