how does one lose their virginity in a motorcycle accident?

wait a sec did he fly off his bike and land in a fat woman's crotch? then EMS had to use the jaws of life to free him from their ugly embrace...

Last edited by igottaknow on Oct-05-2005 at 18:28

jail?


i hope that doesn't happen

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Originally posted by Floorfiller jail? i hope that doesn't happen

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And when do we get to hear the story?!? Did he finally find the kids who threw a softball at him when he was on his bike?!?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller jail? i hope that doesn't happen

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Originally posted by Floorfiller jail? i hope that doesn't happen

Plus 2

And whats the story behind it. Gimme Gimme.

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come on you cant say that and not tell!

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Originally posted by Masonious Actually, losing his virginity has a huge part to do with his current predicament.

What in blazes??

He was having sex with Lyndsay Lohan and that's why she crashed her Mercedes ?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Did he finally find the kids who threw a softball at him when he was on his bike?!?

he snapped and raped the kid who threw the softball, but later discovered it was the wrong kid. so now he's up on charges, sodomising a minor with a baseball bat...

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Originally posted by Masonious Actually, losing his virginity has a huge part to do with his current predicament.

Sex with a minor in teh backseat?

he was letting out his sexual frustration on his motorcucle and orgasmed in the middle of a phat wheelie while passing a cop. His load blew onto the cops windshield?

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Originally posted by getfoul he was letting out his sexual frustration on his motorcucle and orgasmed in the middle of a phat wheelie while passing a cop. His load blew onto the cops windshield?

bahahaha!