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Originally posted by narcism - when you forget to keypad lock your mobile phone and can hear people talking in your pocket

Ugh, I did that at work a few weeks ago. I was chatting to someone and all of a sudden we could a faint voice, like a radio with its volume down. So we have a look around and then I realise it's coming from my pocket, so I pull it out and quickly hang up. Then the thought occurred to me that I wasn't exactly sure who I'd called (and just hung up on), so I checked the call registry: I'd dialled fucking 000.

Still no fines or warrants for my arrest in the mail yet, so I think I got away with it.

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When you jizz in a girls cooch.

OHHH BIG FUCKEN NOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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Oh, life is bigger ,It's bigger than you,And you are not me,The lengths that I will go to, The distance in your eyes ,Oh no, I've said too much, I set it up

That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion, Trying to keep up with you ,And I don't know if I can do it, Oh no, I've said too much,I haven't said enough, I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing, I think I thought I saw you try.

But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream

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Originally posted by Paulie When you jizz in a girls cooch. OHHH BIG FUCKEN NOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

err nah oh nose is on her face when shes not expecting it.

BIG OH NOSE ;o(

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Originally posted by Paulie When you jizz in a girls cooch. OHHH BIG FUCKEN NOEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

Haha, that's not an "oh noes" moment that's an "OHHHHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSSSS......... oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shitty fuck, fuck, fuck, hey where's the nearest pharmacy?" moment.

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When you pull it out and realise the rubbers snapped... OH NOES

-happened 3 times in my life, worse feeling ever

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when you are driving along, stop in traffic, and steam starts erupting from under the bonnet oh noes! lucky my daddy came and rescued me

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Originally posted by Philby when you are driving along, stop in traffic, and steam starts erupting from under the bonnet oh noes! lucky my daddy came and rescued me

- when u go to sleep and wake up 16 hrs later
- when u forget to turn ur phone on silent and someone always rings you when u have just fallen asleep (usually a friend yelling jolz listen listen and all u hear is this thumping music coming from your phone)
- when everyone else in the world has the new faithless dvd and u dont

- marco v playing house music

Last edited by narcism on Oct-10-2005 at 05:50

big oh noes:

My phone died a horrible horrible death today

I was at work and it slipped out of my hand and fell 5 or 6 floors straight down a stairwell onto a concrete floor. I only found half of the wreckage





so I'm searching for a new phone, except it seems they all are about as reliable as a forgetful goldfish

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trying to do charlie's super special moves and zangief's pile drivers on ps2 controllers oh noes!
at least akuma is still easy to win with
and i'm getting the hang of adon for something different

hmm whats another oh noes
the new guy at work getting fired for answering back to the boss' wife when she told him to serve a customer when she wasn't doing anything and he had his arms full of drinks bottles oh noes

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter big oh noes: My phone died a horrible horrible death today I was at work and it slipped out of my hand and fell 5 or 6 floors straight down a stairwell onto a concrete floor. I only found half of the wreckage so I'm searching for a new phone, except it seems they all are about as reliable as a forgetful goldfish

happy birthday mate

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Originally posted by PauLie_C whats wrong with electro??

employer going through every line on your resume at an interview, and then coming up to your exaggerated part(s)...which you don't have an answer to back it up for.

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