SMOKEY BACK THERE TAKING A SHIT!

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

I went camping once and we obviously did the usual camping things: beer, more beer and a whacking great campfire for food. Well, as I found out, having a whacking great campfire doesn't mean you cook your food properly.

So the next morning I get the beer shits (helped along by the 12 undercooked burgers I ate the night before) and so I ran out into the forest to look for a nice pooping spot. I could tell it was going to be a stonker, and I was desperately trying to hold it in as I ran as far away from the campsite as possible.

So I find a secluded spot, and think to myself "damn, this is gonna stink". So I find a nice flat digging rock, and dug myself a hole in the ground. Down came the boxers, out comes the arse, and I spend the next five minutes emptying my bowels of this green slop. It was quite scary to be honest, and it stunk like a mofo.

Once I'd finished, there was nowt else I could do but try and clean the mess on my arse off with some leaves. Needless to say, it wasn't happening. So I spent the next hour or so walking round with some hefty skid marks to show for my efforts.

Never again.

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i did it a week ago today...

army leads to many pooping outside ventures...

but my most recent story of last week was in an abandoned house and i went in one of the rooms and shit in teh corner of the room... luckly i knew this pooping in the wilderness was going to happen at some point b/c i was out for 5 days so i went prepared... alls well and i put 4 bricks up to make a little wall around it...

i have other stories with me climbing through razor wire with a M-16 trecking through woods to poop.. another one in a cross country meet, another one during a walk home during college...

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I let a nugget slide when I drunk one time and cut out my underwear. I wiped my ass with the underwear and threw it in the fire.

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Back and to the left

some on rightly said - shit and death waits for no one )

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Originally posted by Boomer187 So I was at a party playing beer pong, pounding beers way too fast and all teh sudden, I have to poo, and the beer was catching up so I also had to purge myself of that. Of course the one bathroom is occupied and there are people waiting, and I just can't hold it in. Next best thing, grab some paper towels and head outside. squated by the ac unit (This is an apartment complex) let it go. Then I left. Now its not a strangers house, it was a school party and everyone there is in one of my classes. surprisingly he was cool with it, I was his first outside pooper at his parties. so who has outside p00ping stories

wouldn't the smell kinda get sucked in tot he house . . .?

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Originally posted by enferno wouldn't the smell kinda get sucked in tot he house . . .?

AC units I think just pump and cool the freon. but I could be wrong.




I don't live there

OMG, you dirty people!! You poo? How gross!!

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