Phil Hartman didn't have one...

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Originally posted by Mebot Phil Hartman didn't have one...

This thread just got sad

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<3 Newsradio

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Way to make everyone depressed.

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Originally posted by flavdave Way to make everyone depressed.

well, at the end of those depressing posts was yours and it made me laugh so +1 for j00

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

i leared this from my uncle who used to box


take a piece of toilet/tissue paper, and roll it up to about half the size of a cigarette in all dimensions


then place it between your upper lip and your gum.


should strop the bleeding quite quickly.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah so i just woke up from an amazing dream with a nose bleed. dehydrated, i guess. i go to the bathroom, jam toilet paper up the left nostril, it begins to flow from the right. so right now, my nose is stretched to capacity. anyone have any tips to get rid of em? slylee?

one word...


TAMPONS

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Originally posted by gwrmarines Were you surroundings different?

also, was there a foreign body in your bed?

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Originally posted by Mebot Phil Hartman didn't have one...

Now I remember why I'm going to hell in a handbasket. Because I LOL'd previously at a Phil Hartman joke.


Mark me down for 2....

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drink some beer

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah hey what paygrade are you, anyway?

E-3

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah anyone have any tips to get rid of em? slylee?

Does it make me an asshole if I lawl'd out loud to this?