|
Yeeeeeeeii for old, dumb, Maxim jokes. Sheet, I need to dust off my 10 year old playboy or penthouse mags and start sending them in for my monthly $200...
Like this oldie I just read:
three mice are sitting in a bar, discussing how bad-ass they are. The first mouse orders a double whiskey, pounds it and says: "when I see cheese in the mouse trap, I take the cheese and when the bar comes down on me, I catch it and do twenty presses with it before I bend it into a pretzel"
The second mouse orders double burbon, slams it and says "When I see rat poison, I take that sh!t, grind it up and stir it into my coffee - don't even get a buzz anymore"
The third mouse takes a sip of his cogniac and dissmisively sighs: "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fu(k the cat"
___________________
| quote: | | No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. |
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
|
