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Originally posted by Zenchowdah nut sweat will fix it for ya. just put one testicle in each eye.

you sir owe me a keyboard cause i just spilled my mountain dew on it

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1. Slice 1/4 potato to fit over your eyes.

2. Cut 2 slices or, if you prefer, 5 to 10 very thin slices, several for each eye. Either method works.


To Use:

1. Spritz eye area with water.

2. Lying down, place the potato slices on your eyelids and leave in place for at least 10 minutes for best results.

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Originally posted by BTG what do i do to get rid of them. i sleep so bloody much, i bet if i woke up at a regular hour they'd be back to normal, but who knows... i've heard preperation H, but i'd rather pick somthing eles..but what?

i've tried this and it actually works... kinda ackward to buy though lol

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Consider this, 92% of the worlds population feel that their lives could be better, what about you? If you could do anything, anything at all... what would you do? What are you doing now? Imagine that you could live your life knowing it could not be better and never feeling that you would rather be doing something else, be somewhere else, or be someone else. Now consider this, some people actually live that way and so could you. Contemplate this, what if 90% of the problems you encountered in your life were mere illusion and only existed in your mind? In your everyday life whenever something annoys you, stresses you, makes you mad or makes you sad, consider if that something really matters. Will you even remember how you felt in 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, or what about in 10 years? So when the people you work for pressure you and fail to understand you does it really matter? And when they call you on the phone screaming and yelling does it matter? And should you really allow that to influence your life? It's all about choices.

I've worked with a few fashion directors and one of the industry tricks models use to hide the bags under their eyes from all the coke they do is, they put grind up coffee beans with some preparation H under their eyes. it looks weird but its supposedly makes the skin tighter around the eye area and reduce the swelling...

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Originally posted by kid nyce I've worked with a few fashion directors and one of the industry tricks models use to hide the bags under their eyes from all the coke they do is, they put grind up coffee beans with some preparation H under their eyes. it looks weird but its supposedly makes the skin tighter around the eye area and reduce the swelling...

wtf do u do for a living>?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 wtf do u do for a living>?

im a full time potential lottery winner

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Originally posted by kid nyce im a full time potential lottery winner

pays good? vacation days?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 pays good? vacation days?

its a tough job but someone's got to do it

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Originally posted by BTG what do i do to get rid of them. i sleep so bloody much, i bet if i woke up at a regular hour they'd be back to normal, but who knows... i've heard preperation H, but i'd rather pick somthing eles..but what?

Yep, Prep H will do it. I know quite a few girls who use this 'secret'.

Only do it once a week though, because in the long run it will actually make it worse due to the fact that it constricts the capillaries and weakens their elasticity.

Preperation H will work, but as Jenny said, use sparingly. Also, thinly sliced cucumbers over your eyes for about 15 minutes should do, similar to someone's potato suggestion. Pour a hot bath, and lie in it with the cucumber slices over your eyes. Not only will your eye bags go away, but your penis will also fall off, as doing this will make you a woman.