If i was a Gorilla, I'd peek inside people's windows at night and scare the hell out of them

If I was Chuck Norris, I'd workout on my Total Gym.

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If i was packman, I'd wander how I could digest food without a body

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If I was a tree, I'd leave.

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

SEX: Yes, please.

If i was swamper, i'd bring back the carl cox thread.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.