girls aren't interested in u until u show them ur cock

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

put a bag over her head, then hit it... maybe in the pooper. you could be the first person ever to have teh bum sex in the stacks at teh carleton library lol

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

girl #2 ftw.

wtf with #1 "always asks if she need smth" ?
nah, she isn't even worth to stick it in teh p00p3r

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp you think all girls like you and want you to grab their ass at the pub..... if you can stop this behaviour things will work out for you.... even tho your egyptian....

thats definatley an overstatment... if i wanted to grab bums id be at teh rippers 24 / 7

and also racist but ill take it back becauseyour lebanese

i think its a problem of understanding more hten anything it might be taht this girl isjust trying to use me for my brains because i wear glasses

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Originally posted by bananas girl #2 ftw. wtf with #1 "always asks if she need smth" ? nah, she isn't even worth to stick it in teh p00p3r

girl # 2 is for the lose i dont think i can manage sex with someone 2 times my weight

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit thats definatley an overstatment... if i wanted to grab bums id be at teh rippers 24 / 7 and also racist but ill take it back becauseyour lebanese i think its a problem of understanding more hten anything it might be taht this girl isjust trying to use me for my brains because i wear glasses

Maybe it's a problem of you typing with sausage digits fatty!

ps
Karim, hit it for your Egyptian brother.

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karim are you still in the library?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit girl # 2 is for the lose and not an option i dont think i can manage sex with someone 2 times my weight

oh i c. well...don't hit any of them then!

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Originally posted by bananas oh i c. well...don't hit any of them then!

lol but i have a feeling that this girl is sorta intrested # 1..like shes not hesitant when she makes excuses.. unless she has a list of them that shes used to using

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp karim are you still in the library?

yeah man lol

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Originally posted by dj_bas Maybe it's a problem of you typing with sausage digits fatty! ps Karim, hit it for your Egyptian brother.

lol hey im very self concience.. im goign to be off teh butter for a weeek now