was she fat?

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} was she fat?

how much did she eat?

Did she spit or swallow?

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You should be showing it off !!

Hey Dad!! LOOK !!! I'm not GAY !!!!

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Originally posted by stren You should be showing it off !! Hey Dad!! LOOK !!! I'm not GAY !!!!

that would work....except i have a sneaking suspicion that gay guys can, and perhaps do get/give hickies....

sorry for the bad imagery...

sit on ur roof naked and let the rest of your body's skin catch up with the tan

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

just make an excuse and don't eat dinner with your parents

i think it already happened....whats the word btg?

it went unmentioned, though i'm sure they saw..my mom was just pissed that i stayed out all night.

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Originally posted by BTG it went unmentioned, though i'm sure they saw..my mom was just pissed that i stayed out all night.

wtf, curfew? BAN!

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

Lucky you, roast beef two nights in a row.

If it's a nice dinner, can you wear a collared shirt with a tie? That'd probably cover it up.