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Ricky: Dont you have some offs to f**k
Randy: What?
Ricky: F**k off
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Ricky: I just don’t know how to express myself sometimes when I need to be properly different. F*ck!
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Bubbles: People don't realize how much money are in carts. I'd take these home and fix 'em, sell 'em to a different mall for $18. I got the 2 malls paying off of each other. That's how I make my living. It's not really stealing if you ask me because most of the money I make here I spend it back there anyway on fucking cat food and stuff like that so somebody's here and on a cart like this...woopsie! Down she goes...
Ricky: Bubbles!
Bubbles: ...Somebody comes and fixes it later.
Ricky: Bubbles what are you doing? You can't be touching the carts like this.
Bubbles: What do care if I touch the carts or not Ricky?
Ricky: Because I'm working at the mall now. I'm a security guard. Can't you see what I'm wearing here?
Bubbles: No way. You're in charge of the f**king carts?
Ricky: Yeah I am. And you can't take them all right?
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Ricky: I can’t wait to get this dope operation up and running boys, I’m telling ya, compared to what I had before, this is gonna be way, way, way awesomer.
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J-Roc: "You best step off with your no-shirt, lawn-mowing cheeseburger eatin' prick!"
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Tania: Have you read the bible?
Bubbles: Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. What's it to you?
Bible Pimp: Can you read, my son?
Bubbles: Well that depends...can you go f**k yourself?
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Ricky: Look, I can’t speak without swearing and I’ve only got my grade 10 and I haven’t had a cigarette since I’ve been arrested and I’m ready to f*cking snap. So I’d like to make a request, under the people’s freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom, cause if I can’t smoke or swear I’m f*cked and so are all these guys. I wont be able to properly express myself on a court level and that’s bulls*ht, its not fair and if you ask me I think it’s a f*cking mistrial.
Prosecutor: This man can’t represent anyone, your honor he’s a complete and total idiot.
Judge: Yeah, well though I am opposed to that kind of language in my court room, I’m going to allow it.
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Ricky: "Holy sh*t Bubbles, are you watching this documentary on Saskatchewans?!"
Bubbles:"Ricky there's a samsquanch trying to get into my shed!"
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Ricky: Turn off the f*cking lights Bubbles.
Bubbles: Oh Yeah, Ricky that’s no problem. Here I’ll just switch those off and maneuvered this gigantic f*cking truck down a little narrow road in the pitch-black!
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imo thats the absolute worst episode, it doenst even fit in with the rest of the shows, and its fuckin creepy.
