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GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE*
* Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.*
*He used each vocabulary word in a sentence .*
* 1. _Hotel_ - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.*
* 2. _Dictate_ - My girlfriend say my dictate good.*
* 3. _Catacomb_ - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb!*
* 4. _Foreclose_ - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.*
* 5. _Rectum_ - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.*
* 6. _Disappointment_ - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.*
* 7. _Penis_ - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.*
* 8. _Israel_ - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."*
* 9. _Undermine_ - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.*
* 10. _Acoustic_ - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.*
*11. _Iraq_ - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.*
* 12. _Stain_ - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"*
* 13. _Fortify_ - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."*
* 14. _Income_ - I just got in bed wif ma ho and income my wife.*
* Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
OMELETTE
Let us use it in a sentence...
I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide.
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