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| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
You just negotiated the wrong way. You should have said something like
"But I feel like i've got a noose around my neck in this position, I really feel confined here. I haven't felt this way since I was a little kid and I fell out of the oak tree in my back yard onto a white bedsheet my cousins were holding taut. They didn't hold on hard enough and I hit the ground, breaking my leg, ripping three holes in the bedsheet, and confining myself indoors for a month. Luckily they still could use the sheet as a Halloween costume, but I was devastated. And if I were advanced to this driving position, i'd whip this place right into shape. Whip it right accross the back until it passes out with efficiency. I'd pick and choose my work attire carefully, making sure my shirts are always 100% cotton. If I were hired as the driver here, i'd work harder than a ****** with a piece of fried chicken dangling in front of him."
But as it stands now, you got shafted, whitey. Can you dig it? |
you twisted bastard, I couldn't stop laughing for a good minute......
Although I must say, that was wrong and your time will come in hell for it
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