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another theory.
if i set out to drink 32 ounces of vodka in decreasing amounts of each dose being 1/2 of the previous one (and the first "shot" being 16 oz), i will eventually get sober while drinking more and more.
the dose will get smaller and smaller, infinitely approaching 0, but i will never be able finish the 32 ounces in terms of discrete measurements. with the dose getting smaller and smaller, my liver will be able to process and break down alcohol faster, eventually catching up with my drinking habit and sobering me up. of course, for scientific reasons and for the fun of the experiment, we can stop at the size of 1 molecule of ethyl alcohol being the smallest dose possible
anyone cares to try to prove this theory in an experiment? 
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