uh-oh someone has a case of the butt-cancer!

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} eye cancer?

incidentally my ethics/philosophy professor mentioned last class that it occurs in youths under 10 years of age. he's like, "once it gets behind the retina...you're out of luck.." whereupon this stupid sow goes like, "you get blind?"

she was what, like grade three or four?

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What about those stupid stickers, letting everyone know where you vacation? Like (OBX) or (LBI) ... funny enough, when I first saw "OBX" I thought it was some kind of crazy "Star Wars" junkie fad - like OB Wan Kenoby Cross (or smth). LOL

Another idiocy that drives me totally friggin bonkers: Watching idiots dress up for movies like Star wars, LOTR, or any other geek gathering involving costumes - that's the most retarted FAD! There's even a documentary that was made about it, called something like "Lord of Ringers" or something like that - GAWD, I want to desparately kill someone for that!!! And THAT F-N DOCUMENTARY EVEN WON SOME AWARDS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! ahahashahhahahahshashaa

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Originally posted by wizniz FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! ahahashahhahahahshashaa

That is probably the best triumph:

"which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up"
"Breath heavy, like you just ran 10 feet"
"You have your choice of males who have no idea how to please you"

Classic

other stupid fads:

reality tv

typing all retarded on the internet. Ex: teh, penor, pwned

ipods

cant think of any more at the moment. i think you are a little beind on the braclet thing. they were much more of a fad about 2 years ago...i see less people wearing them now then i did last year.

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Originally posted by pvd420 other stupid fads: reality tv typing all retarded on the internet. Ex: teh, penor, pwned ipods

+1 OMG, how could I forget iPods!!! and Reality TV!!! Whoa! Yes, yes yes! Especially the new show "Meet your new mommmy" - way to traumatize children with that cartman-looking 500lbts fat bitch ass (unt!!! OMG, I'd skin that bitch alive if I ever saw her.

Edit, here's a portion of her. (tip of the iceberg, or erm, fatberg)


Ain't she a doll:



Umm... how would you like to get between them thighs? Yeah? I bet she'd want to get between them too. If for nothing else - to wipe her fat ass:




...even gargoyles are speechless...

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Last edited by emc^2 on Nov-30-2005 at 23:18

holy... freaking... fuck. and then her family is gonna be all suprised by the heart attack that unexpectedly came at the age of 50

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