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| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I know the feeling 
I've been wiping my ass with my kleenex box for the past week.
we ran out of toilet paper 
now i have to either buy more toilet paper, or kleenex.
imo, the kleenex is much kinder on the anus
johnny, on the other hand, prefers the paper towels |
or banana leaves... 
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"A man's past is not simply a dead history... It is a still quivering part of himself, bringing shudders and bitter flavours and the tinglings of a merited shame." George Eliot
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