Legend has it that cheese was accidentally created 4,000 years ago when an Arabian merchant trekked across the desert with a leather pouch full of milk, causing the milk to separate into curd and whey. If the unknowing gourmand had a little bit of penicillin and a lot more patience, he could have created something even tastier.
Of course, even if the merchant had miraculously created blue cheese, he might have been scared off by the bright veins of mold and the aroma that still keeps skeptics at bay.

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MUGGETS

"I was painting the underside of a fox the other day, but I had to use a roller on the end of a long pole, 'cos it was quite a high fox (gestures use of pole) and I had the bright idea of opening a window to let some air in. So if you want a bright idea, try painting the underside of a fox - but make sure it's quite a high fox (gestures again). Or if you can't find a fox then try a wolf, but PLEASE... do make sure it's quite high wolf (gestures again)."

Never speak to me again. Either of you.

Now I don't know about you spad, but at about this time of night I like to slip a Caramac under a squirrel...

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ "I was painting the underside of a fox the other day, but I had to use a roller on the end of a long pole, 'cos it was quite a high fox (gestures use of pole) and I had the bright idea of opening a window to let some air in. So if you want a bright idea, try painting the underside of a fox - but make sure it's quite a high fox (gestures again). Or if you can't find a fox then try a wolf, but PLEASE... do make sure it's quite high wolf (gestures again)."

u sick pile of horse manure.

"Some with air rifle, some with gutty, and some with bendy stick, for shitty-shotty."
Also:
"So I fire Johnny Seven, but, grenade it veers to East; knock Stretch Armstrong off tree!"

wtf? i'm the only half sane person left

this is senseable for us, u wernt around in our few months of constant fighting! lol!

*shoves bluetac in frays keyboard to stop him typing such shit*

*sets a blanket of flame onto the MTLTA headquerters members with his flamethrower, parching them to a nice meal servable at KFC*

and thats a lie jeff, you know fine well cheese was discovered by sir ian van dahl in the wet lowlands of holland

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**Tells all the Gypos in the land that theres plenty of things to do in Montreal also plenty of campsites**

**Gives all the Gypos a giant ship so they can sail off to Canada**

HAHAHA

Have a nice time the Gypos are gonna getcha MTLTAs hahahaha

'me brother sezs me whants to fight yer'

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feckin UKTA crew doesn't want peace

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